Georgina, guess where I put your coal.
Dec. 26th, 2008
Dec. 14th, 2008
#12. December 14, 2005
Wadcock, you're a twat. They should call you Wadtwat. I don't know why you think I flashed someone, but I didn't! I may have a few too many, yes, but that doesn't mean I did anything else wrong!
Nov. 28th, 2008
#11. November 28, 2005
i like this kid. can i adopt him?
the one yesterday was an idiot. i may have thrown some of the post at him if you didn't get it
the one yesterday was an idiot. i may have thrown some of the post at him if you didn't get it
Nov. 20th, 2008
#10. November 20, 2005
Someone Obliviate me. Then I really am going on holiday for a while.
Nov. 17th, 2008
#9. November 17, 2005
What a wonderful day! I think this is the best day ever. I mean, I haven't felt this good in years! I wonder if it's something I ate. Or didn't eat. That reminds me, I really should go on a diet. Whatever, it's a little weird. But I'm not complaining.
Anyway, I hope everyone enjoys the sweets I handed out with the post today.
Anyway, I hope everyone enjoys the sweets I handed out with the post today.
Nov. 12th, 2008
#8. November 12, 2005
Right none of you bastards are getting your post today. Guess why.
Nov. 8th, 2008
#7. November 8, 2005
That match was complete bollocks. I'm going to quit.
Nov. 3rd, 2008
#6. November 3, 2005
I'm supposed to apologise for telling everyone to fuck off the other day.
Oct. 31st, 2008
#5. October 31, 2005
im having my own party
right here
so you can all just
fuck off
about this stupid holiday
damn kids too
right here
so you can all just
fuck off
about this stupid holiday
damn kids too
Oct. 28th, 2008
#4. October 28, 2005
Running tally: three four.
One: thrown against a wall after biting me (huge fangs).
Two and Three: ran over with trolley.
Four:accidentally stepped on.
What the fuck is wrong with people?
I need to go clean my shoes.
One: thrown against a wall after biting me (huge fangs).
Two and Three: ran over with trolley.
Four:
What the fuck is wrong with people?
I need to go clean my shoes.
Oct. 20th, 2008
#3. October 20, 2005
Reasons to get smashed tonight:
#1. Locked in flat all weekend by mad flatmate.
#2. Mad flatmate's rape horn went off while on her date and couldn't get the damn thing to turn off for hours.
#3. Hit in head and knocked out by mad flatmate's date.
#4. Had to come in today anyway.
#5. Bitten by coworker's child again this year.
#1. Locked in flat all weekend by mad flatmate.
#2. Mad flatmate's rape horn went off while on her date and couldn't get the damn thing to turn off for hours.
#3. Hit in head and knocked out by mad flatmate's date.
#4. Had to come in today anyway.
#5. Bitten by coworker's child again this year.
Oct. 18th, 2008
#2. October 18, 2005
Oh no, I think I'm coming down with a horrible illness that's bound to last a few days. I would love to be able to come in Monday and meet everyone's delightful children but I wouldn't want to get any of them sick, would I? It's too bad. You'll all have to let me know how much fun you've had and I'll just try to live vicariously through you.
Oct. 15th, 2008
#1. October 15, 2005
Yes, alright, it was me who threw the book! It was asking me for things. What if I don't want a password?
Next time I'll aim it at someone. Now will you all shut up about the smoke. Shut up about these damn things in general, too, I don't want to read all this shite.
Next time I'll aim it at someone. Now will you all shut up about the smoke. Shut up about these damn things in general, too, I don't want to read all this shite.
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